A Legal Blog by Aaron | Sanders, PLLC


Netflix sends hilarious cease and desist letter. But should it have?

 

It has been a welcome development in the art of cease-and-desist and demand-letter writing lately: Rather than a stern warning with paragraphs of statutory citations and threats of “treble” and punitive damages to the moon, companies have had their counsel user a lighter touch, cajoling with charm rather than terrorizing with money damages. Recall the lovely letter received by the author of the book “Broken Piano For President,”** which used a Western saloon-style scroll that Jack Daniels thought was remarkably reminiscent of the scrolls on the label of a bottle of its whiskey.  “We have to be diligent,” said Jack Daniels, as if the letter was a chore that had to be carried out by whichever lawyer drew the short straw. “We’re sure you didn’t mean it,” and all we’re asking is that you “change the cover design when the book is re-printed” (because we’re SURE you’ll make it to re-print, buddy….) The letter went viral, a beacon of a new day in C&D letter writing style. I’ve even written a few of my own cheeky letters since then.

The latest of these is a letter from Netflix to the owners of a bar in Chicago who, in honor of…

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Copyright Law Can Spice Up Anything: The Surprising Scope of Copyright Protection

The Thick and Thin of Copyright Protection

Copyright lawyers love tell you that copyright law is all about encouraging creativity because that makes it seem that we’re performing some sort of socially useful activity. We love to point to paintings, novels, movies and music. Without the legal monopoly that copyright law confers on “creators,” these wonderful things wouldn’t be created. Or, at least, they wouldn’t be as good.

And—you know what?—sometimes this is even true! There are lots of cases about music and movies and even dancing!

But you know what else is protected by copyright law? A catalogue of dental procedures. Lists of collectable cards. Medical education brochures (e.g., Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease: Understanding Your Health.) Private placement memoranda.

What’s a private placement memorandum? So glad you asked. Before you can ask folks to give your enterprise money, you need to provide them with certain information so they can make an informed decision. If you’re providing this information because you’re offering to sell equity or debt, and the transaction is “private,” then you’ll be expected to provide a “private placement memorandum” (or “PPM”). PPMs are not “creative,” in the usual sense of the word. They are designed to inform. Much of the information…

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WOO! What Bachelorette Parties in Nashville Can Teach You About Trademarks and Trademark Registrations

A PEDAL TAVERN by Any Other Name Would Still Be as Annoying

On my way back to Nashville (from Los Angeles) last week, I found myself in the back of the plane with not one, but two bachelorette parties. It wasn’t quite noon (Pacific time), but several of the members were already pretty drunk, and they all had a grand time. You might assume that I was just really unlucky, but when you consider how many bachelorette parties there are at any one time in Nashville, and that almost all have to fly into Nashville, you’d conclude that it was amazing I hadn’t encountered two on the same plane before.

Now, I don’t want to say anything bad or dismissive about bachelorette parties, even though we all find them a trifle annoying. They constitute 16.67% of the overall Nashville economy and give rise to about 20% of all civil lawsuits here, so it’s sort of important that we bite our tongues and tolerate them. Without them, the local AirBNB market would collapse, which would hurt the market for tearing down old homes and replacing them with two-towers-on-a-single-lot. Bars and honky-tonks would be hurt, and several of them would probably go out…

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Register whatever the F*&# you want: Victory for the Slants and the First Amendment

The Lanham Act had some language struck out of it by the Supreme Court today. In the trademark world, this qualifies as Big News.

A superbrief history: The Slants are a band out of California made up entirely of Asian Americans. Simon Tam, the lead singer, filed an application for registration*** of the trademark THE SLANTS, which was refused because Section 2(a) of the Lanham Act prohibited registration of marks that “disparage . . or bring into contempt or disrepute . . . any persons, living or dead.” He appealed to the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board and was refused, but the Federal Circuit, in an en banc decision, found the so-called “Disparagement Clause” unconsitutional on its face. The Supreme Court just affirmed.

***This is Very Terrible for the other members of The Slants.  Much has been written on what happens when a trademark is registered in the name of a single band member and the band breaks up.  If you are the guitar player or the drummer instead of the lead singer, NEVER EVER LET THIS HAPPEN.

The Court held that the Disparagement Clause is unconstitutional insofar as it requires viewpoint discrimination. Trademarks are not government speech, regardless of whether the…

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A Registered Weak Trademark Is Still a Weak Trademark: How to Build Up a Strong Trademark

Trademark Registrations Are Important, but Not the Way Many Markholders Think

In my high school “health and guidance” class, I was taught that you can’t sober up a drunk with coffee. All you get, I was told, was a wide-awake drunk. Although now stimulated, the guy’s motor skills were just as impaired as before. I don’t know if that’s still the received wisdom—this was the 1980’s, after all—but it’s a lesson I took to heart. Coffee doesn’t sober up a drunk, and lipstick doesn’t make a pig pretty.

And a registration doesn’t make a trademark strong. If you manage to register a weak trademark, all you get is a registered weak trademark. Trademark registrations don’t generate trademarks out of thin air. They make already-existing trademarks stronger. They are force multipliers. If your trademark is strong, then a registration will make it considerably stronger. But just as multiplying a tiny number still results in another (slightly larger) tiny number, a registration doesn’t add that much to weak trademarks.

The Brawny Poetry of Trademarks

What makes a trademark strong, if not registration? Trademark strength has two ingredients, and you (the trademark owner) control both of them: inherent distinctiveness and goodwill. Goodwill arises from consumers’ recognition…

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Gambling Away from the Track: Trademark Confusion and Horse Racing in the 6th Circuit

It’s Derby time!  I don’t live in Louisville, but I used to spend a lot of time there for work, and when I was in college at Vanderbilt University, the Kentucky Derby would always be the Saturday right after finals ended and was only a two hour drive up I-65.  As poor college kids we drank watered down Mint Juleps and got soaked and muddy in the infield and of course never saw a horse, but it was always a great time. Now, I mostly just watch it on TV and pick a horse based on whether Bob Baffert has trained it, since you can’t bet on the jockey Bill Shoemaker anymore, which is what my grandfather always said you should do.

The enormous business of horse-racing and all the merchandising that goes along with it causes horse tracks to occasionally get aggressive with their trademark ownership.  Courts in the Sixth Circuit sees their fair share of these cases, since Central Kentucky is Horse Country, and has been Horseracing Country since the late 19th Century (thanks to a crackdown on gambling in New York brought about by the women of the Progressive Movement.)

The latest case to reach the Sixth Circuit,…

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